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he he he [22 Aug 2003|11:48am]
[ mood | content ]

Yesterday I almost ran over Fucktard with my mom's Expedition in the Toys R Us parking lot...too bad he didn't know it was me.

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Is this possible? [22 Aug 2003|11:42am]
[ mood | amused ]


My personality is rated 51.
What is yours?
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quiz by midgetfarm.com




Your score is
51/50
what does that mean?
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
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faked from courtney_beth [22 Aug 2003|11:36am]
[ mood | relaxed ]


My personality is rated 37.
What is yours?
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quiz by midgetfarm.com




Your score is
37/50
what does that mean?
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
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New music for me [20 Aug 2003|10:53pm]
[ mood | enraged ]

POD, Static X, Nine Inch Nails, Sepultura, Carcass, Bad Religion, God Smack, Slipknot, Drowning Pool, Saliva, Deftones, Korn, System of a Down, Incubus, Lagwagon, AFI, Mindless Self Indulgence, Disturbed

Fun stuff...

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ganked from courtney_beth [20 Aug 2003|08:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The coronaman62 Turns (TBS, 3:00): coronaman62 (Chris Farley) misinterprets an email from bellichka (Scott Caan) and tries to get into the library for free. Soon afterwards, kindaubiquitous (Kevin Bacon) gets in trouble with the law when starwind_inc (Dean Martin) discusses combs with an undercover cop. Then, conservative (Debra Messing) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with breaktheseparts (Pamela Anderson Lee). That weekend, wikedsocaplayr7 (Marlon Wayans) takes dracolovesharry (Ed Asner)'s priest on a date and ends up necking. On the other side of town, silver_lily (David Keith) thinks bu4uraqt (Rosanna Arquette) has a Brooklyn accent. (Series finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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LXLA [17 Aug 2003|09:45pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

The League of Extraordinary Lot Attendants:

Skeletor - With his amazing ability to look like a skeleton and hurl 30 carts across the lot at 50 mph. Superpower = Cart pushing
Tall White Guy - Able to jump over Home Depot in one leap and can blind any man with his horrifying whiteness. Superpower = Destroying assistant managers
35 - The elusive member of the league, able to get from returns to the breakroom undetected. Superpower = Eluding other employees
Big Worm - The white guy who looks like a Mexican, but really isn't. Superpower = finding new excuses to skip work
Special K - The oldest lot attendant who makes all of the others look like mud. Superpower = extreme endurance
Train Boy - The ultra super special member of the league who has an excessive amount of knowledge about trains. Superpower = the ability to buy porn, because he is 18

and the lot attendant who really isn't....

Chad - The David Lee Roth impersonator from electrical who likes to kiss Patty's ass for merit badges. Superpower = stealing merit badges from other departments

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Help? [17 Aug 2003|09:09pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

If I like P.O.D., Drowning Pool, Static X, and Mindless Self Indulgence...what other bands would I like? Help me out here, I new some new MP3s, I mean, CDs.

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[16 Aug 2003|11:20pm]
[ mood | amused ]

<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED" </td></tr>
What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!
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[16 Aug 2003|10:19pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Just a reminder to all of you. I do not take highly to people who pretend to be somebody else online...

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grrr...... [15 Aug 2003|11:44pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Work and weekends do not correlate correctly.

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Ah man...... [15 Aug 2003|11:41pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I've had the house to myself now for about 5 days, and just as I'm getting used to the bachelor life, the parents have to come home from Havasu. It was so cool getting to buy my own food (stuff that I like), kicking it at home, and of course, having courtney_beth over here. I hope they leave on vacation again soon, it was so much fun.

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Ganked from courtney_beth [14 Aug 2003|01:36pm]
[ mood | content ]

I still say it's a sign of the devil, but here's my barcode.

coronaman62
LJ Barcode
LJ username:
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Mission to destroy.... [14 Aug 2003|12:32am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

It will now be my sole purpose to destroy the author of this article. Here's an excerpt...

First thing on today's agenda is the obligatory day-off running around. I've got to go to Costco, Wal-Mart, the grocery store, and maybe Home Depot. God knows those are places I hate to go on the weekends. Especially Costco and Home Depot. I swear those places just get to me when crowded. People are always running their carts into me and I've never met anyone yet who could safely steer one of those big flatbed carts. Those things should require a license and safety testing before you can take them into the public. Go to any Home Depot on a Saturday (especially if the weather is nice) and watch people with those things. They'll smash you in the ankles with them, leave them smack in the middle of an aisle or just plain run you over. They're the SUV of shopping carts.

Then the employees are just no help whatsoever. Assuming that you can actually find and employee. Has anyone else noticed that phrase printed on the Home Depot aprons "I help in all departments"? Apparently the employees haven't. They're always saying "uh, gee, that's plumbing and I'm flooring. I'll see if I can get someone for you" then disappear into the breakroom. Half the time they disappear they leave a huge load of crap or one of those big stairway thingies sitting in the aisle so now the SUV drivers can't get their big flatbeds through and have to execute a u-turn in the middle of the linoleum aisle. It's just so not pretty.

http://www.bitterhag.com/archives/0101/16.asp

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Now this is awesome.... [14 Aug 2003|12:30am]
[ mood | energetic ]

A 48 minute trip into the bowels of Home Depot. Enjoy!
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/chefelf/rnt_homedepot.shtml

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Even more icons [14 Aug 2003|12:27am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Yea...even more icons

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New icons...Yea [14 Aug 2003|12:26am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

yea...New icons

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Your computer is fucked now.... [13 Aug 2003|12:46am]
[ mood | energetic ]

http://www.bangedup.com/Current/Error.gif

Click that for an interesting twist on your favorite website.

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Nothing like this..... [11 Aug 2003|11:04pm]
[ mood | laughable ]

This kinda stuff makes me throw my head back and laff!!!
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=24984&type=3&page=1&fav=0

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Dude.... [11 Aug 2003|10:40pm]
[ mood | peeved ]

What's the deal with Home Depot? One week they close at 9pm, then another at 10pm, and then back to 9pm. Now I wasn't able to see Courtney cuz of them dumbass folk! Damn them...

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yes...... [11 Aug 2003|09:32pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Gym = good
115 on bicep machine
330 on standing calf
270 on rotary calf
145 on tricep dip (it irks courtney)
110 on decline bench

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